What Im most concerned about this outbreak is going back to normal life. I am not sure about you but I have thoroughly enjoyed not brushing my teeth or hair, not going to work, watching porn at 10am and only interacting with the illegal speakeasy run by Arabs so that I can practice my Arabic with my flashcards. So far I have learned to say I love my sister because we share clothes! I prefer democracy and what about you (formal)
I was watching MSNBC because it is crucial to hear the other side besides the fair and balanced and it occurred to me that I was in good hands as Americans love a good white girl gone missing and a panic. Plus Nancy Pelosi is often on and I love her pearl and red moments. Other than that please give me all of your money and go back to the South of France and shut the fuck up PeSi.
Alas, it does seem clear that we will come out of this Pandemic, which is kind of sad, as I love a good end of the world with cute population control and Im concerned about the following
the high yield bond markets and my roots growing in
that I still cannot find my clit
That my Roth IRA has plummeted
That I still cannot drive or give great head
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