The night is Young and So is My step Mom

Like most anti social alcoholic bulimic slutty well bred ivy league young women with slutty dispositions and questionable relationships with their drug dealers, I made my way towards the Young Fellows Frick Ball. I have been on the Board since the Reagan Administration when I was a 3rd Grader at Harvard West Lake.
It is incredibly meaningful cause to raise money for the Museum celebrating rich old dead white guys filled with women who don't know Matisse from Monet or Cocaine from Rat Poison but would put your Father's stock portfolio to shame.
I went under my Alias Arabella Von Chapmunchausen in the attempt to dry hump a low tier Morgan Stanley executive, steal his iPhone to venmo myself a few multi milly to purchase an Uber Jet and look at a house I saw on Air B in B in St Tropez.

The party was more boring than the Republican Debates without Donald T. but at least I mixed my la mer with my cocaine for an interesting texture mixture that Got me high, made me vomit my laxatives and moisturized my skin making it as dewy as my step toddlers cheeks.

Keef Halik - That means Whats up In Arabic, and I know this because Im fluent, and I also ski #WasRaisedBetterthanYou

Alas - Im back. I took a short Hiatus in the Swiss Alps where I was helping a few Parisians hide from the ISIS attack, but since they have been caught I have returned to my pied a terre off the coast of Cote D'Azur de Murray Hill.
Whilst I was there I made great new friends, improved my Arabic, and indulged in several rape fantasies that included light bondage and vanilla smoothies from the Jamba Juice.