Nadine Nathanson; a wealthy sociopath from Beverly Hills

Im Nadine Nathanson, I wear Christian Louboutins and fuck Harvard Business school boys. My mother was hospitalized for Schizophrenia when I was 4 and my father went to prison for tax evasion. I was raised by god parents; Diana, addicted to yoga and painkillers, and Thomas A real estate agent with a penchant for Russian Hookers and Chess. 

I have a twin brother, Nathan Nathanson, who looks just like me, and our story contains heavy incest-ual undertones and overtones. All of my friends try to have sex with him and I get very upset because he is mine. 

I am an actress; I chain-smoke, lie, steal cheat, and do drugs. I am definitely not nice, and will repeatedly try to have sex with your boyfriend. I love rap music and diamond tiaras. I frequently order costume jewelry on the internet and always wear sunglasses. Everything is very fucking annoying. I am not a basic bitch because I do not even know where to begin. My housekeeper is not my best friend and frankly I hate her and think she should go back to where she fucking came from. 

You need to Wax your Vagina and Get rid of Your Stock in Amazon; advice from the Glitter Therapist

Heres what I learned:
Wax your vagina; even if its prime purpose is for smuggling diamonds and cocaine
Take Diet Pills
Lift weights
Shoplift from Barney's
Swallow when you give head and spit it out later to mix it in a painting Called Daddy Issues Swallows
Get rid of your stock in Amazon
Invest in Real Estate
Reduce Gun Violence
Get a pedicures
Clean your marijuana bowl
Clean your dog's bowl