UnFamily Friendly Quarantine Activities

1. Take a bubble path, light a joint, paint your toes gold, and put on smooth jazz, read erotica

2.  Bedazzle politically incorrect symbols and hang them on your door

3. Make up a sexy dance for your dad

4. Change all of the mailbox names

5. Make marijuana brownies for your UPS delivery folks doormen and favorite Duane Reade Cashiers! but make sure you tell them! (some of them)

6. Make a mood board of what your life should have looked like 3 years ago

7.  Write a letter to a prisoner with a huge following and ask him to write back re Harvey Weinstein, Terry Nichols, Mahoum Salim (alqueada founder), Eric Rudolph, The shoe bomber,  a woman who killed her husband and wife, and say whoever rights back first you will fill their canteen and send People Magazine and Town and Country

8. Get a black hospital mask and paint dollar signs in white out on it or easy Chinese phrases